Why I Will Never Grow Up...
basedtom:

This movie is so great

basedtom:

This movie is so great

Someone asked us about a "genderbend" version of us. I think this conversation sums it up.
Charlie: What the fuck is a genderbend?
Dee: It's where we're played by celebrities of the opposite sex.
Charlie: Like, in a movie or something?
Dee: Exactly.
Charlie: *nods* Okay, okay. I see it. Who would I be?
Dee: Kristen Schaal.
Charlie: She wrote that book about sex, right?
Dee: You read that?
Charlie: I'm not illiterate, Dee.
Dee: You're pretty goddamn illiterate.
Charlie:
Dee:
Charlie: There were pictures.
Dee: There it is.
Charlie: What about you?
Dee: Joel McHale. Mmmm, he could get it.
Charlie: Isn't that, like, having sex with yourself?
Dee: That's masturbating, Charlie.

lulz-time:

buzzfeed:

The art of the perfect restaurant sign.

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

God bless all the blogs who are starting to post ASkars again.

supernaturaldoll:

He’s a sex god and I want him to pin me to a bed and do bad things to me. What.

I thought I was the only one who felt this way…

runfromundead:

My money’s on Flipper.

runfromundead:

My money’s on Flipper.

How I feel right now.

We make up horrors to cope with real ones.
Stephen King (via tattoolit)
tattoolit:

This is the final line, in the final book of the Harry Potter series, with the Deathly Hallows symbol forming the A. I tracked down the font used in the first editions and copied that so it would feel more genuine. This symbolises both endings and beginnings for me, and serves as a reminder of the magic of escapist literature.

tattoolit:

This is the final line, in the final book of the Harry Potter series, with the Deathly Hallows symbol forming the A. I tracked down the font used in the first editions and copied that so it would feel more genuine. This symbolises both endings and beginnings for me, and serves as a reminder of the magic of escapist literature.